Great Understanding

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    Relationship is easy when spouses know each other. Here are 2 classic examples:

    1) A husband comes home after attending a club meeting.

    He tells his wife, "Dear, there was a drinking competition after meeting today."

    His wife spontaneously, "Who got the second position?"

    2) A wife tells her husband, "Dear, there was a letter for you with `Private and Confidential" written on the envelope.

    The husband casually asks, "What was written inside?"

    Great understanding of each other!
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