Fucking Deja vu

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    The Pick-up Couple was relaxing after a satisfying session of love making.

    The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attract and bed such a luscious looking dish. He was even considering trying to establish a relationship instead of just a one night stand. But he couldn't help but wonder why she wasn't already in one.

    "I can't help feeling that we've met before," he said.

    "Yeah, I know." sighed the girl stretching. "It happens to me a lot. I think they call this 'deja screw'."
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