The Blind Walmart Clerk

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    A lady goes into Walmart to buy a rod and reel for her husband. She doesn't know which one to get, so walks over to the register. A Walmart associate is standing there with sunglasses on. She says, "Excuse me sir... can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?"

    He says, "Ma'am, I'm blind, but if you'll drop it on the counter I can tell you about it."
    v She didn't believe him, but dropped it on the counter anyway.

    He said, "That's a 6' graphite rod with a Zebco 220 reel and a 10-lb testline... It's a good all-around rod and reel, and it's $20."

    She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I think it's what I'm looking for, so I'll take it."

    He walks behind the counter to the register. She bends down to get her purse and farts. At first, she's embarrassed but then realizes that there's no way he would know it was her because being blind, he wouldn't know she was the only person there.

    He rings up the sale and says, "That will be $25.50."

    She says, "But didn't you say it was $20?"

    He says, "Yes ma'am, the rod and reel is $20, the duck call is $3, and the catfish stink bait is $2.50. Thank you for shopping Walmart."
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