| Six year old Debra was walking her dog when she passed the temple where she and her family attended services. As she approached her Rabbi came out the temple door and said, "Shalom Debra, I see the tooth fairy visited you again." "Yes Rabbi, and she left me a dollar under my pillow." said the six year politely. She then said, "Rabbi have you met my dog Porky?" The old Rabbi chuckled. "I'll bet a nickel I can guess why you call him Porky." She shook her head, "I'll bet you can't." He laughed and said, "You called him Porky because he's so big and fat." Debra shook her head. "No Rabbi, we call him that because he fucks pigs." |