| In my parish our priest died so, a week or two later a very young, new priest came to stand in for a while. As he didn't quite know what he was doing he had to have instruction books on everything - mass, communion, weddings, baptisms... etc. He was doing OK with his instruction books and soon it came time for confession. The first person to come in was a woman. She sat down and said, "Forgive me father for I have sinned I committed adultery." So the priest looks adultery up in his instruction books and says, "Say 5 Hail Mary's and you shall be forgive." The second person to come in is a man. He says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned, I have stolen." So the priest looked up stealing in his book and says, "Say 10 Hail Mary's and you shall be forgiven." The third person to come in is a woman. She says, "Forgive me Father for I have sinned, I have given a man a blowjob." The priest looks up blowjob in his book but can't find it, so, he sticks his head out of the confession box and asks Jim the choirboy, "What did the last priest give for a blowjob?" John replies, "A coke and a Mars bar, Father." |