| A worried voice on the doctor's telephone declared, "Doc, a mouse just ran up my wife's honeypot!" "I'll be over in 10 minutes," The doctor replied. "In the meantime, try waving a piece of cheese between her legs." When the doctor arrived at the house, the young son showed him upstairs to the bedroom. There on the bed lay a frantic woman, legs spread wide, while her husband waving an open can of tuna back and forth. "You idiot!" the doctor cried. "I said to use cheese!" "Dammit," the husband yelled back, "I know that! But I've got to get the cat out, first!" |