| After considerable soul searching and having determined that the husband was infertile, the childless couple decided to give artificial insemination a try. When the woman arrived at the clinic, she was told to undress from the waist down, get on the table and place her feet in the stirrups. She was feeling very uneasy about the whole procedure when the doctor entered the room. The sight of him pulling down his pants certainly didn't help to diminish her anxiety. "Wait just a minute!" she yelped, pulling herself into an upright position. "What the hell is going on here?" "You want to get pregnant, don't you?" the doctor asked. "Well, yes, I do," she replied. "Then lie back down and spread 'em," instructed the doctor. "We're all out of the bottled stuff, so you're going to have to settle for what's on tap!" |