| "Whenever Shakespeare wanted to write poetry, he used to go to the woods in search of inspiration. One such day he was in the woods looking for inspiration, and he sees a boy and girl having
sex. Just before he could say something, there is a police raid, the three of them are caught and produced before a judge, the boy and girl as the ones to be prosecuted and Shakespeare as the witness. The judge sets the court and calls Shakespeare in the witness box and asks, "Mr. Shakespeare, were the two of them screwing?" Now Shakespeare the poet that he was, could not say anything without inspiration. He keeps quiet. The judge repeats, "Mr. Shakespeare, were the two of them screwing?" Shakespeare still keeps quiet. The judge gets annoyed and says, "Mr. Shakespeare, for the last time before I hold you for contempt, WERE THE TWO SCREWING?" Suddenly inspiration strikes Shakespeare and he says, "Sir, The pants were down, The thighs were bare, The balls were hanging in the air, He put it in, You know where, and if that isn't screwing, then I wasn't there." |