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    This hot teen told her classmate, "I'll let you do it for $20 -- $10 to put it in and $10 to take it out."

    The boy quickly agreed. The couple went into the woods, and the young thing slipped off her panties and laid back.

    The boy slipped in his erection and handed her a $10 bill.

    And then, when he was finished, he handed her another $10 and she released him.

    The next week, he requested her again, and she agreed.

    This time, he handed her the $10 then, but when he had finished, he just lay there.

    After about 10 minutes, she said, "OK, Billy! Take it out now."

    He continued to lie there and said, "I can't -- I don't have any more money."
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