| There's an airplane and it's about to crash so the pilot tells the stewardess to go prepare the passengers for a crash landing. She walks down the isle and there's a guy smoking cigarette after cigarette. She says, "Sir, you have to stop that. We're preparing for a crash landing." He tells her, "Nope, I know what happens in these things, and I'm going down with my last cigarette." She walks further down the aisle and there's a guy drinking those little bottles of liquor one after another. She says, "Sir, you have to stop that. We're preparing for a crash landing." He says, "Nope, I know what happens in these things, and I'm gonna have my last drink." She walks further down the aisle and there's a guy fucking the hell out ofthis black chick. She says "Sir, you have to stop that. We're preparing for a crash landing." He says "Nope, I know what happens in these things...and I know the only thing that ever survives is the little black box...and I'm gonna ride her all the way down !" |