Body Odor

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    Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.

    "Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl.

    "Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then I start at my feet and wash up as far up as possible."

    "Well," the doc concluded, "go home and wash your possible."
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