| Greg was explaining the facts of life to his teenage nephew. After covering the basic biology, he moved on to the finer points of lovemaking. "One thing to keep in mind is that different women say different things during the sex act, even if you are doing the same thing." "What do you mean, Uncle Greg?" "Well, for example, their words will vary according to their occupation. For example, a prostitute will tend to say, 'Are you done yet?' "On the other hand, a nymphomaniac will ask, 'Are you done already?'" "What do other women say?" "Well, a schoolteacher will say, 'We are going to do this over and over again until you get it right!' "A nurse will say, 'This won't hurt one bit.'" "I thought they said, 'Pull down your pants and bend over.'" "That's a male nurse. But let's move on, a bank teller will say, 'Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.' "A stewardess will say, Place this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.'" "And what does Aunty Keli say?" "She says, 'Beige ... beige... I think we should paint the ceiling beige.'" |