Statue of a Naked Man

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    Two older ladies, Margret and Jennifer, were walking through the museum and got separated for a spell.

    When they ran into each other later Margret said, "Did you see that statue of the naked man back there?"

    "Yes I did!" said Jennifer. "I was absolutely shocked! How can they display such a thing! Why, the penis on that statue was far too large!"

    With a smile Margaret blurted out, "...and cold, too!"
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