Harley Accident!

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    To avoid hitting a deer, Tom swerved his Harley, lost control, and landed in a ditch. Dazed and confused he crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road.

    Just then a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful women who asked, "Are you okay?"

    Tom looked up and noticed she was wearing a low cut blouse with cleavage to die for. "I'm okay I think," he replied as he pulled himself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

    She said, "Get in and I 'll take you home so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

    "That's nice of you," said Tom, "but I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

    "Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

    Well, she was gorgeous, and very persuasive, too. Being sort of shaken and weak, Tom agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

    They arrived at her place, which was just few miles away. After a the bandaging and a couple of cold beers, Tom thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better but I know my wife is going to be really upset, so I'd better go now."

    "Don't be silly!" she said while unbuttoning her blouse and exposing an amazing set of boobs.

    "Stay for a while. She won't know anything..."

    Things progressed, and they had some great sex. And then, they did it again, two more times.

    Then, after drinks, she asked, "By the way, where is your wife?"

    "Still in the ditch with my Harley, I guess."
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