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    A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn't work.

    The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

    All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and yelled, "Grab my Breasts! Grab my breasts!"

    The clerk didn't know what to do, so he called the store manager, who asked her if he can help.

    She explained that she wanted to return the non-working toaster for refund, and he told her that he would not give her a refund because she bought the toaster on special.

    Once again she yelled, "Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!"

    The manager was taken aback and asked her why she was yelling that particular phrase.

    She replied, "Because I like to have my breasts grabbed when I'm getting screwed!"
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