Precious Tongue Job

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    Two southern girls from Georgia were sitting on their front porch one evening. One girl had just arrived back from New York and she was telling her girlfriend about some of the sites she had seen in the big city. In a heavy southern drawl, she says, "You know , they have some women up there that have sex with other women."

    In a whispered voice, her friend asks, "Oh my! what do they call them?"

    "They call them lesbians."

    "And there's men who have sex with other men," says the woman. Her friend asks again, "Oh really!! What do they call them?"

    "They call them homosexuals."

    Then, she pauses, lowers her voice even more and says, "And, they have these men up there that will put their face in a women's privates and kiss and lick all around..."

    "Do tell!" gasps her friend, "What do they call them?"

    "Heck if I know, I just patted him on the head and called him Precious."
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