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    Two whales are swimming in the ocean when they saw a whaling ship in the distance, the male whale realizes that it's the same one that killed his parents so he turns to the female whale and asks if she'll help him get his revenge.

    She's a little apprehensive but finally agreed, both gone to the either side of the boat and start to blow through their blowholes, rocking the boat until it capsizes.

    The male whale starts to eat all the sailors when & notices the female whale swimming away. He followed and asked, 'Where are you going?'

    To which she replied, 'Listen, I agreed to the blow - job, but if you think I'm swallowing any seamen you've got another thing coming!'
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