How Babies Are Delivered

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    When the gynaecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, Anni got a little scared.

    "It'll be my first baby," she confessed with a blush, "and actually I don't know the first thing about how babies are delivered."

    "Don't worry about a thing," reassured the doctor. "It's really not all that different from how the baby got started in the first place."

    Startled, Anni exclaimed, "You mean three times up and down the courthouse steps, hanging on to Charlie on his dirt bike?"
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