| Two lesbians are walking up the street. They see a gorgeous woman who is tall and curvaceous. 1st lesbian: Oh, look how beautiful she is! 2nd: Uhmm, yummy! 1st: Look at her breasts! 2nd: Uhmm... 1st: Look at her legs! 2nd: Uhmmmm... Ummm... 1st: What is this all 'Uhmm..... Uhmm'? Can you say something else? 2nd writes on a piece of paper: "I can't, my tongue got hard." |