| Two firemen were buttfucking in a smoke-filled room. The fire chief came in and saw what they were doing. He shouted, "What the hell are you guys doing?" The first fireman said to the chief, "This man is suffering from smoke inhalation!" The chief replied, "Why the hell didn't you just give him mouth to mouth or something?" The first fireman said, "I did! That's how all this shit got started!" |