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    After leaving their wedding reception, a young honeymoon couple hailed a cab to take them to their romantic hotel destination in the hills.

    The driver wasn't sure how to get there and said he'd ask for directions when they got nearer to their destination.

    Meanwhile the newlyweds started getting really passionate in the back seat and before long they had stripped off and were having sex.

    Seeing a fork in the road, the driver said, "I take the next turn, right?"

    "No way," panted the groom breathlessly. "Get your own girl. This one's mine."
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