Friendly Divorce -In Touch With Feelings

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    A couple had been divorced for about 6 months, but still remained good friends. This worked out pretty good since the both lived in the same apartment building.

    One day he slipped on the ice and broke his arm. Later he met his ex-wife in the elevator and she asked if there was anything she could do to help.

    He responded, "Well yes, if it's not to much trouble, could you help me take a bath?"

    She readily agreed, and soon after she began washing him she saw a gradual erection began to appear.

    "Look John," she exclaimed happily, "It still recognizes me!!!"
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