| An Italian family is at the dinner table when the father says to his oldest son, "Chris! Why you a such a fat a boy?" Chris says, "Poppa, it's a Mama's spaghetti! I can't a stop a eating it." Poppa says, "You should a take a smaller bites!" Then Poppa says to his middle son, "Michael! Why you a such a fat a boy?" Michael says, "Poppa, it's a Mama's lasagna. I can't a stop a eating it, it's a so good." Poppa says, "You should a also take a smaller bites." Then Poppa says to his youngest son, "Fredo! How you a stay so slim a and a trim a?" Fredo says, "It's a so easy, Poppa. I eat lots and lots of a pussy." Poppa says, "Pussy? Pussy, that's a taste like shit!" Fredo says, "Poppa, You should a take a smaller licks!" |