| Every Sunday, a little old lady placed $1,000 in the collection plate. This went on for weeks until the priest, overcome with curiosity, approached her. "Sister, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he remarked. "Why yes," she replied, "every week my daughter sends me money, and what I don't need I give to the church." "That's wonderful, how much does she send you?" "Oh, $2,000 a week." "Your son must be very successful; what does she do for a living?" "She is a veterinarian," she answered. "That is a very honorable profession. Where does she practice?" "Well, he has one cat house in Las Vegas and another in Reno." |