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    A young American girl, on her very first trip to Paris, decided to test the French male's fabled expertise in the art of love-making.

    On her first date, she asked him what exactly he intended to do with her.

    "First," he replied, "I weel remove ze dress. Zen, I will carry you to ze bed. And zen," he added triumphantly, "I will kiss ze navel."

    "Big deal !!!" she said. "I've had my navel kissed before hundreds of times."

    "Ahhhhh, but of course!" shrugged the Frenchman.... "But... from ze inside?"
  • Shy Shop Assistant A young girl started work in the village chemist shop. She was very shy about having to sell condoms to the public. The owner was going on holiday for a couple of days and asked if she would be willing to run the shop...
  • Black Testicles!!! A man is lying in bed in the hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. a young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black...
  • War Wounds! A guy went into a public washroom and had to use the only available urinal, which was between two elderly men. He glanced to his left and saw the guy pissing, but there were two streams. "What the hell...
  • The Circle of Life When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life...
  • Wild Dreams One night a man has a dream that he died and went to heaven. He sat next to another man on a bench and began talking. Before long a beautiful redhead walks by. "Man, I`d sure like to fuck that...
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