Caffeine Pollution...

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    Seattle harbor is polluted. Not with crap, but with caffeine. Home to 12 billion Starbucks outlets, Seattle coffee addicts are pissing gallons of caffeine into the local waters at a alarming rate.
    In related news, an entire pod of killer whales have checked in to the Betty Ford Clinic, suffering from caffeine addiction
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