| An athletic young man, who always kept his baseball cap on, was heading for the steam room at a local fitness club when he chanced to see someone walking out with his clothes. With only his hat for cover, he took off after the thief. As he hastened out the door of the locker room, he bumped into two girls who looked at him and burst into laughter. "If you were ladies," he said testily, "you wouldn't laugh at a man in my circumstances." "And if you were a gentleman," said one, "you'd raise your hat." |