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    A woman was driving along, and her car broke down. She decided to hitchhike to the nearest gas station. A truck driver hauling a load of chickens pulled up.

    The driver asked, "Hey, little lady, need a lift?"

    "Yes, my car broke down, and I need a ride to the nearest gas station."

    The driver replied, "OK, but first you have to fuck me! No fuck, no ride."

    She said, "I'm sorry, I don't need a ride that badly."

    So the driver pulled away. All this time, the driver had a parrot on his shoulder. The parrot started saying, "No fuck, no ride! No fuck, no ride!"

    The driver said, "You had better shut up, bird, or I'm gonna throw you in back with the chickens!"

    About two miles down the road, the parrot said, "No fuck, no ride!"

    So the driver slammed on the brakes and threw him in back with the chickens! About two more miles further down the road, the driver heard sirens and saw flashing lights, so he pulled over. He got out of the truck and approached the officer.

    "What's the problem, officer. I wasn't speeding was I?"

    The officer said, "I wasn't pulling you over for speeding. I just wanted to inform you that you have a parrot throwing chickens out the trailer screaming, "No fuck, no ride! No fuck, no ride!"
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