Unhappy Husband

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    Getting the cold shoulder from his wife for weeks, the unhappy husband finally confronted her: "Admit it, Linda. The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million."
    "Don`t be ridiculous," she replied. "I don`t care who left it to you."
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