Christmas Party Warning

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    A warning to all you drivers, be careful about drunk driving as we're getting close to Christmas and Police are out there checking on people.

    Last night I was out for a few drinks. One thing lead to another and I had a few too many cocktails and then went onto the wine. Not a good idea.

    Knowing I was over the limit, I decided to leave my car at the pub and took a bus home.

    Sure enough, I passed a police checkpoint, where they were pulling over drivers and performing breathalyzer tests. Because I was in a Bus they just waved it past.

    I arrived home safely and without incident, which was a real surprise as I've never driven a bus before and I am not even sure where I got it from.
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