Tattoo on Private Part

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    There is a woman sitting with a bunch of guys at a bar. The guys were all showing off their tattoos and uttering sexist remarks as to how women cannot take enough pain to get a tattoo.

    After listening to the guys gloat for a little bit longer, the woman states, "Well, I have a tattoo, too!"

    The men all look surprised.

    The woman continues, "I have a tattoo of a cute little gray mouse in a rather private place. Do you want to see my tattoo?"

    The guys are getting excited as the crowd starts gathering around the woman.

    Without much ado, the woman stands up, undoes her pants and drops them. She then looks down, looks kind of confused, and gives the men a wimpish smile.

    One of the men asks, "What's wrong, sweet lady?" The woman, with a big smile on her face, answers, "Oh, nothing, I can't show you my little mouse tattoo after all. My pussy must have eaten it."
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