How Babies Are Delivered

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    When the gynecologist confirmed her suspicion that she was pregnant, Judy got a little scared.

    "It'll be my first baby," she confessed with a blush, "and actually I don't know the first thing about how babies are delivered."

    "Don't worry about a thing," reassured the doctor. "It's really not all that different from how the baby got started in the first place."

    Startled, Judy exclaimed, "You mean twice around the park with my legs hanging out of the cab?"
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