There was a political leader who was on the verge of being defeated in the elections. When he received a phone call saying that his wife had delivered triplets, he exclaimed: "Oh! I demand a recounting."
Doctor on roundWhile making rounds, a doctor shows an X ray to a group of interns. 'As you can see,' she says, 'the patient limps be-cause...
The General, Colonel and the Sarge.General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant shooting. The friend was in awe of the General`s new bird dog, 'Sarge'. The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy...
Hillary`s FortuneDuring a publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune-teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news that...
Engineer in Hell!!An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, 'You`re an engineer, you`re in the wrong place.' So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed. Soon, he becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins to design and build...
Caffeine Pollution...Seattle harbor is polluted. Not with crap, but with caffeine. Home to 12 billion Starbucks outlets, Seattle coffee addicts are pissing...