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A rich businessman was telling our bachelor Banta about the plans for his unmarried daughters, "I have put aside Rs.2,00,000 for Savita who is 22, Rs.4,00,000 dowry for Vinita who’s 27 and Rs.8,00,000 for Namita who is 36."
Banta after thinking for few seconds said "Sir, do you have any daughter who is 50?"
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