| A zebra lived her whole life in a zoo but was getting on in age, so the zoo decided to let her spend her final years on a farm. The zebra was excited to see a huge pasture with green grass and hills and many strange animals. She went up to a fat brown thing and said, "I'm a zebra, what are you?" "I'm a cow." "What do you do?" "I make milk for the farmer." Then the zebra went up to a little white bird and said, "I'm a zebra, what are you?" "I'm a chicken." "What do you do?" "I make eggs for the farmer." Then the zebra went up to a handsome beast that looked a lot like her except with no stripes and said, "What are you?" "I'm a stallion." "What do you do?" "How about you take off them fancy pajamas and I'll show you!" |