| Four old geezers came into the pro shop after playing 18 holes and were exhausted. The pro asked if they had a good game and the first old guy said, "Pretty good. I had three riders today." The second old guy said, "I had five riders." The third old man said, "I had seven riders, same as last time." The fourth said, "I beat my old record. I had twelve riders. I'll buy!" After they shuffled into the bar, another member said to the pro, "I've played golf for years and thought I knew all the lingo, but what in the heck is a 'rider'?" The pro replied, "A rider is when you hit the ball far enough to get back in the golf cart and ride to it!" |