| A couple were making love in a 5 Series BMW when the bloke's back seized up. The ambulance men were afraid to move him in case of serious damage to his spine. So the police decided to use the 'jaws of life'. They simply cut the entire top of the car off so the patient could be safely lifted out without bending. When the ambulance departed the girl sat weeping beside the abbreviated 5 Series BMW. Feeling sorry for her, a cop patted her on the shoulder. "He'll be all right," he reassured her. The girl rounded on him savagely, "Oh, sod him," she exclaimed. "How am I going to explain to my husband what happened to his BMW?" |