BJ for Sore Throat

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    "You don't look so good today, Bambi," said Barbie.

    "You're right," said Bambi. "I feel like I'm coming down with something. My throat really hurts."

    Barbie suggested, "You know, whenever I have a sore throat I give my husband oral sex and the next day I feel great."

    Bambi carefully considered this. The next day Barbie noticed that Bambi looked better.

    "You look much better today. Did you take my suggestion?"

    Bambi replied, "I sure did. It worked great. And your husband just couldn't believe that it was your idea!"
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