No Longer Possible

  •  

    An old man is walking in Amsterdam and passes a hooker standing at her door. She says to him, "Hey Granddad, why don't we give it a try?"

    He says, "No thank you. That is no longer possible for me."

    It was a slow night, so the hooker says, "Oh, come on, what have we got to lose; let's give it a try."

    So, they both go inside and he acts like the young man he used to be.

    "Oh my goodness," says the hooker breathlessly afterward, "I thought you said sex was no longer possible for you."

    Says the old man, "Oh, my body is still highly capable; it's the paying that is no longer possible."
  • A Hot Thai Nurse After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a prostate test on the National Health Service in the UK, a friend of mine decided to have his next test carried out while visiting Thailand where the beautiful nurses...
  • Making Out in BMW A couple were making love in a 5 Series BMW when the bloke`s back seized up. The ambulance men were afraid to move him in case of serious damage to his spine. So the police decided to use the `jaws of life`...
  • A Working Girl A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time-honored icebreaker, he sends her a drink. "How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come...
  • Age-Defying Makeover Bambi the blonde celebrated her 40th birthday with a makeover. She went to the best plastic surgeon in town and got a boob lift, a tummy tuck, butt implants, botox, collagen... the works. Ten weeks and thousands of dollars...
  • Most Precious Element In school one day, the teacher decided that for science class she would teach about raw materials. She stood in the front of the class and said, "Children, if you could have one raw material in the world, what would it be...
ADVERTISEMENT
ADVERTISEMENT