Ordering Sausages

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    The waitress was waiting as patiently as she could while the guy was dawdling over the breakfast menu.

    He says, being a smart Alec, "I usually never return to a restaurant unless one of the sausages I'm served with my eggs is a match in size for my own."

    The waitress replied, "In that case, sir, perhaps you should be looking at the children's menu."
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