| The SETTING: Miss Universe Beauty Pageant Q & A Portion. The FINALISTS: Miss America Miss Spain Miss Britain Miss Philippines Miss Iran Miss India QUESTION: Miss America, how would you describe a male organ in your country? Miss AMERICA: Well, I would say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. QUESTION: Why do you say that? Miss AMERICA: Because it stands every-time it sees a woman..... (Applause!.... Applause!) QUESTION: Misss Spain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? Miss SPAIN: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight. QUESTION: Why do you say that? Miss SPAIN: Because it charges every-time it sees an opening. (Applause!... Applause!) QUESTION: Miss Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country? Miss BRITAIN: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors. QUESTION: Why do you say that? Miss BRITAIN: Because it cries after every performance. (Applause!... Applause!) QUESTION: Miss Iran, how would you describe a male organ in your country? Miss IRAN: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. QUESTION: And why do you say that? Miss IRAN: Because they always enter through the back door..... (Applause!... Applause!) v QUESTION: Miss India, how would you describe a male organ in your country? Miss INDIA: Well, I can say that a male organ in India is like a labourer. QUESTION: Why do you say that? Miss INDIA: Because it works day and night.... (Applause!... Applause!) QUESTION: Misss Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country? Miss. PHILIPPINES: Ahh... well, of course, ihihi... I can say that male organs in our country are like chismis... QUESTION: Chismis??? Miss PHILIPPINES: Ayy! Sorry... It's like, ahh like... it means GOSSIP in our language. QUESTION: Hmmmmm... Interesting comparison. And why do you say that? Miss PHILIPPINES: Ayyyy... nervous!!! Hihihihihi! Because...I mean...because it passes from mouth to mouth. STANDING OVATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |