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    Morris went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?"

    "Do you have any proof?" asked the lawyer.

    "Nope," Morris replied.

    "Okay, then write him a nasty letter asking him for the $1000 he owes you," said the lawyer.

    "But it's only $500," Morris insisted.

    "Precisely. That's what he will reply and we will then have the proof we need to nail him."
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