As a matter of fact!

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    In his autobiography, "Treasure in clay", Bishop Fulton Sheen tells of getting lost in Philadelphia on his way to a lecture at the Town Hall.
    "I stopped to ask a few boys for directions. They told me where the Town Hall was and then asked, What are you going to do there?"

    Bishop said, "I am giving a lecture on heaven and how to get there. Would you like to come and find out?"
    You re kidding; one boy said, "You don t even know the way to the Town Hall."
  • Santa`s padlock... Santa was coming home from a local liquor shop late at night. He lived alone and locked his house whenever he went out.
    As he neared his house, he took out his key to open the lock but he could not manage to put the key...
  • Sailor`s logic! A Captain asked a sailor, 'Where did your father die?'
    'He drowned at sea.'
    'And your grandfather?'
    'At sea...
  • Who befooled who? Once Banta went to Bombay. While passing through a road he saw a very high building.
    He was amazed to see it, and decided to count its stories. As he was doing so a townsman saw him and tried to befool
  • A drunk`s logic! A drunk, after having had one too many, called up the bartender and asked him the distance between Dalhousie Square and Ballygunge in Calcutta.
    The bartender in all honesty
  • Mirror image!! Two blondes are walking down the street. One blonde finds a little mirror, looks in it, again and again. Puzzled, she says to her...
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