| The Commanding Officer of a U.S. Marine Corps regiment was waiting for the coffee to finish brewing, so he decided to kill a little time by asking all assembled a question. "How much of sex is work and how much is pleasure?" The X.O. said 75% work, 25% pleasure. A captain said 50-50. A lieutenant responded 25% work, 75% pleasure, depending on how drunk he was at the time. With no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC in charge of making coffee. "What's your opinion, son?" Without hesitation, the young man responded, "It's 100% pleasure, sir!" The colonel was surprised, "Why?" "Because, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me do it for them!" |