| A nine-year-old boy was shipwrecked on a desert island. Ten years passed without him seeing another living soul. Then, one day, walking along the beach, he discovered a beautiful young woman washed up on the beach, a victim of another shipwreck. As he told her his story, she asked, "But how have you survived all this time, alone?" The now nineteen-year-old man replied, "Oh, it's easy. I fish; I gather berries, coconuts and fruit; and I dig for clams." "But what do you do for sex?" He replied, "Sex!!! What's sex?" She started to explain, but decided it would be easier just to show him and show him and show him. When they were finally done, she gazed into his eyes and murmured, "Well, how do you like sex?" The young man said, `I love it. But look what you did to my clam digger!" |