| The poor little rich girl awoke after a long night out on the town with her friends. She found herself totally naked and with a monster of a hangover, so she rang for her butler and ordered a strong cup of black coffee. When he delivered it, she said, "Jeeves, I can't remember a thing about last night. How did I get to bed?" "I carried you upstairs, Ma'am, and put you to bed." "But my dress?" "It seemed a pity to crumple it, so I removed it and hung it in your closet." "But what about my underwear?" "I feared the elastic might limit your circulation, so I took the liberty of removing them." "What a night!" she sighed. "I must have been tight!" "Only the first time, Ma'am!" |