| So, I was walking through the mall and I saw there was a "Pakistan Book Store." I was wondering what exactly was in a Pakistani book store so I went in. As I was wandering around taking a look, the clerk stopped me and asked if he could help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on the U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Pakistanis?" The clerk said, "Fuck off, get out, and stay out." I said, "Yes, that's the one. Do you have it in paperback?" |