Hilarious But True Answers

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    Interviewers ask routine questions to a candidate....

    Q: Tell us about yourself ?
    A: Yourself is pronoun used when the subject and object of the verb are you.

    Q: What are your expectations ?
    A: Salary.

    Q: What challenges you faced in your earlier job ?
    A: Staying awake after lunch !!

    Q: Why do you want to join our company ?
    A: Nobody else is taking me. Your company is closer to my home....

    Q: What attracts you to our company ?
    A: The receptionist !!

    Q: Why you left your previous job ?
    A: Previous company shifted office and they didn't inform me new address !!

    Q: Are you willing to travel 20 days in a month ?
    A: Yes...but just don't ask me where I had gone...!!
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    His wife was hurt but said, "Dearest, those days...
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