| The nervous young bride was irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely. "I demand proper manners in bed," she declared, "as I do at the dinner table." Amused by his wife's formality, he smoothed his rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. "Is that better?" he asked. "Yes," replied his new wife. "Good, darling," he whispered. "Now would you please pass the pu$$y?" |