| cas full fledged nuns, there is one final procedure to be done- the cleansing confession." The father asks the first nun, "Have you ever touched a penis?" "Yes, I have. My finger brushed against it," replied the first nun. "My child, you must dip your hand in the holy water, so that you are cleansed." So the first nun complies by putting her finger in the water. The same question was posed to the second nun. Her reply was, "Yes father. I masturbated a man once." The second nun was instructed to dip her hand into the water, and she complied. Shortly before the third nun was approached by the father, the fourth nun pushed her aside and said, "IF YOU THINK THAT I AM GOING TO GARGLE WITH THAT WATER AFTER SHE SITS IN IT, YOU VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!" |